Bruce Springstein, you are a pussy

I listened to your show, it was horrible. At least seventeen people were at the show. You sang "Born In The U.S.A." without stating "BORN IN THE USA! I WAS BORN IN THE USA." I personally take offense, Mr. Springstein. Furthermore, I hope your guitar (which is a gay guitar) will assault you about the testicles and your shameless anus.

Your friend,
Kerry.

P.S. F.U.
P.P.S. I would like to congratulate you on your successful reunion tour. I hope your band kills you in your sleep with your guitar.

G'night MuthaF'er.

P.P.P.S. You are no longer the Boss. Tony Danza is.
Bitch.
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Henry Rayker
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